free canoe

Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.

Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!

by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017

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Is water free?

A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice

Is water free?

by Scrubs diggity May 22, 2017

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Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time

" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"

by lilpea May 29, 2016

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free puff

The smell of cannabis hanging in the air when someone else smoking it passes by

Just got another free puff.
Did you smell the free puff.
Lots of free puffs around here.

by Geniou3 October 26, 2019

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free softie

When you get a handjob from a fast food employee.

I went to Wendy's and I got a free softie.

by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 13, 2021

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free admin

Something that a Roblox noob really wants. As much as free robux. They will do anything for that power. Anyways imma go take a dump on my cousin's car now. Cya.

Noob: Gimme free admin please please please.
Admin: Screw you, screw your family, screw your entire life, go eat ice.

by TotallyNotAnIdiot April 1, 2021

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