The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011

by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011

A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.
NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
by $ie July 16, 2008

Someone who participates in a "free-use" relationship, acting as the person who allows their partner total access to their body whenever the partner chooses
"I found myself a free-user at the bar last night. She lets me do anything to her, day or night!" ~ Man speaking to his friend after a seemingly successful first date.
"Okay, in tonight's game - one of us will be the secret designated free-user while the rest of us try to figure out who! Gather your facts before you accuse! Just cuz someone sucks your dick doesn't mean they are free-to-use, it just means they like you!" ~ Host of a swingers' game night.
"Okay, in tonight's game - one of us will be the secret designated free-user while the rest of us try to figure out who! Gather your facts before you accuse! Just cuz someone sucks your dick doesn't mean they are free-to-use, it just means they like you!" ~ Host of a swingers' game night.
by Babe-Ruthless September 30, 2022

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016

Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
by Bordchef May 24, 2013

Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.
Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!
by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017
