Froggot

A homosexual Frenchman.

Jean" The Froggot" Pierre groaned in pleasure as his lover injected camembert cheese into his rectum.

by beentired September 7, 2012

You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Fratiphany

A sudden realization of how to be frat, or more frat, in a particular situation.

Bro 1: "Dude, I just had a fratiphany: I can make the pledges haze themselves!"
Bro 2: "Dude, nice."

by A-Stack February 2, 2014

Fruit Krook

A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.

The Fruit Krook just got his girlfriend pregnant thinking a bag would work for a condom.

by Fruit Krook January 7, 2015

Friendly Vagina

A term that loose women use to deny their friskiness. The term ''Whore" is deemed to inflammatory for their liking causing them to try and justify the slut level achieved.

Buster - "You sleep with everything. You're a whore."

Dessie - "No, I just have a friendly vagina. Not a whore."

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 April 24, 2015

frickin zazzed

When u get a little crazy after having a red bull

I should have had a red bull before j came on here id me frickin zazzed *falls of chair*

by Father howell September 11, 2016

Fresh-bomb

A Fresh-bomb is when you keep your apartment smelling fresh by taking dumps in other peoples toilets.

It originated at a Soul Festival in Tisno Croatia when a reveller ran out of toilet paper and had to use friends loos until he bought some more then evolved into a game of one upmanship.

Dude, we're out of paper.

No worries bruh, let's fresh-bomb the guys in the next chalet.
Later on: ahhhh... he shoots, he scores.

by Applied Logic July 27, 2017