fonefart

when a texter leaves out a word in a message that needs to be there leaving the reader to figure it out

When Bob texts me I have to read his mind to fill in his fonefarts like "I'll be in 5 min"

by penniesfromheaven November 17, 2009

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fence-filla

When someone runs into a fence with a car

or

when someone runs into your fence with a car.

1. dude that girl totally fence-fillaed me yesterday!

2. i heard that girl really likes to fence-filla!

by CBrantley April 2, 2010

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Someone who consistently oversteps their bounds in an offensive manner. Such as taking the last beer when they didn't even buy it, using your car without asking, borrowing things without leaving any form of notification, pursuing ulterior motives with your significant other, secretly stealing your cigarettes or dip while you sleep or blatantly to your face, and similar actions.

Sven took the rest of the beer before we woke up! He didn't even buy it! What a Fence Fucker!

by Dynastyking79 January 17, 2012

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Foncart

When your at a concert and the person in front of you farts.
You are at a concert and you fart
Does not matter if it is an indoor or outdoor concert you still farted in a enclosed space...on someone and did not excuse yourself.

*band playing your favourite song*

Me: AWH man what's that smell. It is ruining this song for me I can no longer like this song as I will always remember this smell while listening to it.
Friend: I think that girl in front of us just did a foncart

Or

Me: AWH shit man I just did a foncart
Friend: That's not cool (no longer your friend)

by Erinator January 8, 2013

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Fincest

Some fishes can have both male and female parts. For example, all clown fishes are born male. If the female in a clown fish colony goes AWOL, then the alpha male will turn into a female and the new alpha male will repopulate the colony with him/her/it.

Freaked out yet? Here's the messed up part. The only ones mating in an entire clown fish colony is the alpha male and alpha female. So inevitably the new alpha male will always be the descendent of a previous alpha male/current alpha female. So technically the alpha male is mating with his father/mother or brother/sister or any combination of what us humans call blood relatives.

So yeah, that's fish incest, or for short, fincest. Why? Fish have fins and well, some people don't connect the dots when you tell them to google "Nemo" and "fincest". Kinda like how people won't watch two girls one cup if you tell them to google "two girls take dump in a cup and then eats from it". Not sure which one is nastier, but either one is enough to scar someone for life.

Moral of the story? If you commit incest you're no better than animals. That and think before you listen to your friend telling you to google weird and random words.

After the end of "Finding Nemo", Nemo and his dad will repopulate the clown fish colony through fincest.

Someone told me to look up "Nemo" and "Fincest" and I got scarred for life.

by BoardInSchool July 28, 2013

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