Flocka

to describe the phenomenon in which a photo captures an image so distorted from reality that it captures ones' insecurities. Flocka describes an image of any person or thing that looks so unusual or goofy compared to how we see them in real time. It is not an insult rather than a way to describe an image that cane out looking wonky, aka flocka.

1. Damn, did you see that picture of AB? He was looking straight up FLOCKA. but he's so attractive in real life how did this photo turn out looking so flocka?

2. I hate when other people take my picture because I feel like I always look hella flocka.

by popixie August 26, 2023

Flork You

Alien-speak for the phrase “Fuck You”

Jack “Hey David”
David “What”
Jack “I what my pants”
David “Flork You!”

by Wwaattzz August 16, 2024

Flocking

Flocking, an abbreviation for foot-locking, is when your eyes get locked onto your feet while hiking instead of actually looking at nature. This issue is becoming more prominent in society with doom-scrolling.

Stop flocking up the mountain dude.

by Warren02747 August 16, 2024

flock party

Wild swingers party, usually holiday themed.

When Ryan and Stephanie host a Christmas flock party, everyone comes.

by Ohiostateswinger December 26, 2023

Flocker

known as stealing or robbing

Deadhomiesima five star flocker foo

by Joint FACe December 29, 2023

Flonky

A purple cryptoid that has 4 limbs, red lips and black eyes.
They appear in youtuber rigamarole's video "Ric and Mort (Rick and Morty Parody)" on YouTube.

"Im the real rick, that was an alien Morty. That was a Flonky, from planet Flonky, in the Flonky galaxy Morty. They drink Flonky milk." -Rick Sanchez during "Ric and Mort"

by minideathlord September 27, 2023

Flocked

Getting flocked is when someone goes in your garden and places multiple fake flamingos without giving you pior notice or consent. It’s similar to getting fucked because now you have to remove the flamingos and its mess.

Alice: did you see your garden bro?
Rachel: what did you do to me this time bitch?
* Rachel goes check her garden*
Rachel: what the fuck did you do Alice?!
Alice: Sounds like you got flocked.

by Haha Rachel October 20, 2023