Mud flaps

Noun
Matching tattoos located on the backside of the upper thigh on each leg, just below the buttocks. It is the basic stepdaughter of the tramp stamp, with a ribbon tied in a bow being the most common design.
"I thought she was real original until she turned around and I saw she had mud flaps."
by buckett_t._great December 18, 2019
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Emergency flaps

The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.
"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."

"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."
by Kgarontee September 03, 2014
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emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house
pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps
by Jamiehol February 16, 2004
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flapping gizzard

When a guy rapidly slaps a girls pussy lips with the tip of his penis
Dude I just gave my sister a flapping gizzard
by puff daddy G January 24, 2014
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mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls
by bill brasky April 20, 2005
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tit flap

by Spudz August 09, 2005
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fanny flaps

by bitch ho November 09, 2003
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