Cabbage Flaps

Female genitalia that resembles the leaves of a cabbage, and has a musty smell.

Holy crap your Missus has got cabbage flaps!

by Mowgli Sam September 20, 2010

flap jackin'

A term for a lesbian sex act similar to scissor sex where the action moves from side to side rather than back and forth. the term derives from the stacking of labia which resembles a stack of pancakes.

This scissor sex isn't hitting it, it's time for some flap jackin'.

by Gigantic Twerp August 14, 2014

emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

by Jamiehol February 16, 2004

Cat Flap

Ever seen toy story? You remember Sid? Now think of him but more bisexual. Aaaannnnndddd that's a cat flap

"That Leon is a bit of a cat flap isn't he"

by AmazeeHD March 7, 2017

mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls

yeah...get it...mud flaps..hehehe

by bill brasky April 20, 2005

tit flap

Derogatory term for someone you dislike.

That guy is a complete tit flap

by Spudz September 3, 2005

fanny flaps

nasty word

your mother is a fanny flap

by bitch ho November 9, 2003