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FLAKE

Dudes who act like they " Big Ballin", but really they broke and gotta rip people off to get their fix. They are good at talkin, but not at walkin. They act hard, and think just because they are from Louisiana, and got a gun charge while on parole, they cant be whooped but really they are the biggest pussys, and get punked out all the time.
Man, I gave that scoe dixon my $40.00 and that Flake Never came back. Thats the last time I trust a black dude with a cross tattoed on his forehead.
by 417// February 24, 2021
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flake her

In the Middle East, Cadbury Flake is a chocolate that's given to women you want to appreciate for the little or big things they do - like binge-watching your zombie show with you even if they hate the gore, or agreeing to show up on your TikTok video without makeup, or even kicking-ass at an office meeting. So whenever she's done something to deserve a Flake, it's really okay to say, "Flake her"
Joe: I finally beat Emma at arm-wrestling today.
Ted: Bruh, she let you win. Flake her.
by HotSamJWT November 25, 2020
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ADHD Flakes

corn flake ripoff that supposedly gives you adhd for some reason. mentioned in a 40-year-old woman's facebook meme.
"no timmy you can get those ADHD Flakes they'll make you retarded!!!!!!! >:((((((("
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jam-flake

A musician who agrees to play music with but never shows up.
I can't believe he didn'tshow up to play music, I think we got "jam-flaked !"
by ☆GENDA☆ September 22, 2016
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Flake

He told us to meet him up but he flaked last minute
by Krayzie24 November 18, 2019
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Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)
Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.
by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019
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Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018
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