Feel Good Bullshit

Useless statements that are meant to make people feel better but have little relevance to reality and usually make the recipient feel worse off than they were.

"Don't worry God cures everything!" "Thanks i'm sure that Feel Good Bullshit will cure my terminal cancer."

"Well just remember You always miss all the shots you don't take." "That feel good bullshit is not going to bring back the millions we lost last quarter on the risky deals you recommended!"

by randomtasks February 14, 2017

feeler bugs

Things that should not show up on Melissa's fucking Facebook!

Stop showing your feeler bugs all over my fucking Facebook.

by Professor Dick Down March 31, 2017

Feezer

A cylindrical brush used to smack your victims

I'm gonna hit you with my feezer

by Super gay fag April 2, 2017

Feeling heavy

A subtle way of saying you’re depressed.

I’m feeling heavy after looking at my empty bank account.

by Huffs August 3, 2020

free feels

To cop a feel on someone with their consent

I got free feels off that girl in the club.

by chad023 September 12, 2005

Hummingbird feeder

A vagina that is literally dripping.

I just filled yo momma's hummingbird feeder with the sweet nectar of my jizz.

by Stormy Rottman June 15, 2016

butter feet

When the floor is slippery and you keep falling.

*girl slips*
vic: u have butter feet

by XOXO, IG May 30, 2019