Fatton

Nickname for the retired British former two-weight world champion boxer, Ricky Hatton, who was known for his large, raucous fan base, as well as his habit to balloon up in weight between, between fights, usually between 30-40lbs over his fight weight limit.

(To the song “Silver Lining”)
They say he’s never seen a salad
That’s why he’s fat
He’s never been on a diet
And he’ll drink to that

He likes his pies and pasties
A pint of Guinness or two
He’s the one they call Ricky Fatton
Tonight he’s here for you!

(And it’s Hi Ho! Ricky Fatton!
Eaten all the pies now baby
He’s never seen a salad
Eaten all the pies
Ricky Fatton!)

by Michelinmaster99 March 21, 2019

Fatjon

Fatjon is a pic. Just a pic, nothing else.

You are a Fatjon.

by grueßegehenrauss January 6, 2019

falcons syndrome

Starts when a sports team has a huge lead for the majority of the game and it appears the game is going to be a blowout. When contracted, the leading team then allows the opposing team to catch up and ultimately win the game, typically in the last part of the game which may include overtime.

The most well known case of Falcons syndrome occurred when the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 51 against the New England Patriots.

by Darksephir November 18, 2019

Falcon

A crazy vsco bird.

Is it a plan, is it a bird, no it’s a falcon

by Falcon last name October 29, 2019

Falcon Claw

The act of inserting two fingers into a woman’s vagina and a thumb in her anus, then attempting to pinch them together.

“I tried the Falcon Claw on my girlfriend. She moaned.”
“Dude, marry her.”

by Lunarsolus March 10, 2020

factonese

the language of a person who only speaks facts

I only speak factonese

by django'sbaby July 7, 2020

Falcon it

To snatch defeat from certain victory, typically involving a double digit lead late in American Football games.

Boy did you see that football team in Atlanta really falcon it in the Super Bowl! And again vs the Cowboys, and Bears...

by thewazzukid September 28, 2020