Fart Packet

A Taco Bell burrito.

Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.

Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.

by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012

Carcass Fart

Inhuman, room clearing, lingering fart. So impossibly bad that it gets WORSE when it diffuses as the pure form is just sensory overload and smells like burning nerve cells. A more horrible expression of "Something crawled up your ass and died.... Weeks ago"

Oh dear God Dan ripped a Carcass Fart. Christ Danny it smells like there's something rotting in your ass!

by Everyone Who Knows Them December 29, 2013

rebound fart

The noise you make after accomplishing a silent fart.

Stephanie thought she got away with making a silent fart until she moved and everyone heard her rebound fart.

by Aroura Hirn July 27, 2015

fart dictatorship

someone utilizing farts to control a social situation.

James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).

by thebertananators June 7, 2011

hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.

Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020

Heinekin farts

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.

Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.

by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

Dad fart

farts that smell so terrible that toleration is non existent. These farts smell often of rotten eggs and such other materials that are cringed upon. Many kids experienced dad farts when they were children.

dude 1: I think i might be sick, i dont know what i ate, these farts smell disgusting

Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.

by supersilicone September 13, 2012