Fruit bat: noun:
1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.
2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.
2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1.
A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.
2.
A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.
2.
A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
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