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Fake Work Friend

Someone who talks to you and acts like they're your good friend in the workplace but has nothing to do with you after hours...
Jairus never invites me to the movies because I'm his fake work friend (fwf).
by Captain Justice February 4, 2017
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A real friend

A real friend will always be there for you during ups and downs. They won't leave you because they're other friend isn't your friend.They would always care for you when your mad or upset they always find a way to cheer you up.
Jessica: hey I'm not Jasmine's friend she talks to much and always plays with other people.

Brianna:ok🤨😐

Jessica:Also I don't want you to be her friend because I'm not her friend.

Brianna:Well sucks for you because I'm a real friend I'm not leaving her because your not her friend you tripping
by Gurlytrin October 24, 2019
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grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.
If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!
by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021
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National fuck your friend day

National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
by Zenna May 28, 2018
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friend

A friend is someone you love and who loves you, someone you respect and who respects you, someone whom you trust and who trusts you. A friend is honest and makes you want to be honest, too. A friend is loyal.

A friend is someone who is happy to spend time with you doing absolutely nothing at all; someone who doesn't mind driving you on stupid errands, who will get up at midnight just because you want to go on an adventure, and who doesn’t have to talk to communicate with you.

A friend is someone who not only doesn't care if you're ugly or boring, but doesn't even think about it; someone who forgives you no matter what you do, and someone who tries to help you even when they don't know how. A friend is someone who tells you if you're being stupid, but who doesn't make you feel stupid.

A friend is someone who would sacrifice their life and happiness for you. A friend is someone who will come with you when you have to do boring things like watch bad recitals, go to stuffy parties, or wait in boring lobbies. You don't even think about who's talking or who's listening in a conversation with a friend.

A friend is someone for whom you're willing to change your opinions. A friend is someone you look forward to seeing and who looks forward to seeing you: someone you like so much, it doesn't matter if you share interests or traits. A friend is someone you like so much, you start to like the things they like.

A friend is a partner, not a leader or a follower.
The word "friend" comes from Old English "frēond", which is actually the present participle of "frēogan", which means "to love" and "to honor".
by tangles10 April 28, 2010
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Buddy Guy Friend

I'm not your friend, buddy! He's not your buddy, guy! Well, I'm not your guy, friend! I'm not your Buddy Guy Friend.
by Sierra_is_fly April 11, 2008
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Friendly Dinosaur

A ridiculous and self-serving claim presented as scientific or intellectually honest fact.

The phrase is a play on the anti-evolutionary claims of humans and dinosaurs co-existing peacefully on earth.
Adam: "Technorati says 77% of active internet users read blogs."

Bob: "I'm sure Technorati would like to believe that -- 77% sounds like a Friendly Dinosaur."
by CleffedUp December 20, 2008
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