folder surf

Similar to web surfing. What somebody does when they are looking for something on their computer, usually an old assignment or paper that could be reused. Also what people do with somebody elses computer in attempt to find their porn.

Jane did not feel like writing a 4 page essay, so she folder surf so she could turn in a paper she wrote 3 years ago.

Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.

by CaptainGarbage January 4, 2014

Folditis

When its time to go to pound town but either A, she isn't wet enough or B, you aint hard enough. Both scenarios resulting in the same: a pathetic attempt to insert, usually ending up with your semi-hard chub either folding over on itslef or just completely scrunching up like an accordion

Dude last night i was so close to getting it in with Mary but due to either the excess of vodka or the lack of EDM tunes being cranked, I caught a bad case of the folditis

by Jerrydri November 10, 2014

Foldem

To case a niggas back.
;to violently thrust once limbs towards the others spinal cord causing a reaction such as that of a folding couch. The result to the blow to their back renders them useless.

"What you gonna do to dat nigga who stole ya couch."
"Foldem."

by Rick Cecil September 24, 2016

Folderfied

To disprove ones argument with data retrieved from any type of folder.

Dave: You are so wrong dude.
Joel: Nah man, I got the data right here!
Dave: Fucking hell, I just got folderfied.

by AScrewdriver July 11, 2016

folded

to be so drunk you can't function

bruh Javon is so folded right now he had 30 shot of Bombay

by gotdankhmu September 10, 2016

foldbjerg

Sexy, huge penis and strong.

girls: ohhh its Foldbjerg 8========D

by ba ba da da June 9, 2017

Foldman

An individual that is especially lacking in any specific skill.

"Why don't you ask Pete to write something for you!"

"Nah mate, he's too much of a foldman"

by PeteFolding June 22, 2017