Jade Flu

When a non-Asian person is attracted sexually to an Asian person.

John has jade flu, can't get enough of that Asian pussy.

by Thanatos454 December 13, 2010

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wine flu

result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!

What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!

Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!

by gammagav July 14, 2009

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Flu Jab

Sneezing whilst climaxing during masturbation, making a climax and 1/7th.

"Dude, when I blew my load the other day sneezed at the same time. Thought my eyeballs were going to pop out at the intensity of the flu jab."

by potato_owl March 29, 2012

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EIP FLU

Cars that had EIP Tuning software\Hardware that are no longer on the road.

Has anyone seen Ivo's car. Nah! His car was hit with the EIP Flu and hasn't seen the road in over 2 years.

by Team Freddy November 25, 2009

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Freedom Flu

Mainly an American disease but highly transferrable to all people of the world. Used to describe a feeling of not being forced to take a vaccine you know isbuseless.

The whole company is shut down due to freedom flu. They are supposed to be vaccinated by today.

by BigGator October 12, 2021

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bird flu

when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).

1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!

by A Man Scorned July 15, 2008

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