feceator

my word for the toilet aka the crapper

i have to go use the feceator

by .tori January 13, 2008

Fecesneeze

A strong wet sneeze that occurs at both ends simultaneously.

For thousands of years, men abruptly shit themselves, but had no appropriate term to define the event.

Now, with the coining of the term in 2012 by Ben Grunfeld from Melbourne, Australia, people around the world can declare with shaky pride, "Do you have any spare underdacks? I just Fecesneezed a hole through the ones I'm wearing..."

Pronounced: FeeSneeze - the c is silent.

Example:
"Excuse me madam, was that brown patch on the back of your dress caused by sitting in mud, or did you fecesneeze strongly?"

It is also acceptable to proclaim, "oh dang it, I just Fecesneezed myself again!""

by BenGrunfeld September 11, 2012

fender jagstang

A hybrid Fender electric which crossed the Fender Jaguar with the Fender Mustang. Kurt Cobain designed this guitar by taking Polaroids of the guitars, cutting them in half and combining them.

The Fender Jagstang is no longer in production.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

fedcel

It's a mix of a femcel and a fed made to attracted online neo-nazis or other such degenerates to expose themselves so the police can catch them usually on tiktok and wear siege masks.

Did you see that girl with that siege mask on tiktok? She's clearly a fedcel.

by xjametonx April 7, 2023

Fanny Fencing

The female version of what is known as 'Cock Blocking'

I just got fanny fenced!
I feel like she is constantly fanny fencing me!

by Tobes200 November 9, 2016

your species feces

when your in a heated argument and you have to pull your trap card

Me, an intellectual: you have big gay

Smelly head: your granny tranny
Me, the genius: your species feces
smelly head:*dies*

by idwcgiercgeriurgvywkeufbvhy3kw May 24, 2018

Feces hurricane

When your fucking your partner and they shart and shit sprays all over you.

Today on our dopplar radar feces hurricanes are expected.

by Cory Vazquez January 5, 2009