Louisiana Fast

when your having sex in a Popeye's, but cum prematurely

Bro did you hear about Jake and Kylie's Louisiana Fast?

by l_y_s_o_l January 11, 2022

Julie fast

1. When a task is completed so fast it's almost unbelievable.
2. To complete an action at the speed of Julie.

(for reference: the "speed of Julie" has been measured at a rate faster than lightspeed)

Wow! That was Julie fast!

by RiversideTI November 4, 2023

Spitt'n Fast

A Phrase used often to inquire about ones plans or activities for a given period of time. Often used as military lingo because a busy soldier is often observed spitting often, and fast.

Hey man, What you Spitt'n Fast at tonight?

by Cummsy December 15, 2010

Make minecarts faster

"Make minecarts faster" is a catchphrase commonly said in camman18 shorts. It references the fact that minecarts take so much effort to set up but are basically useless as they are slower than even SPRINTING.

Literally every short by camman18: "Also make minecarts faster"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb February 27, 2023

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

fast-hair

a word to describe a number of different hairstyles that is combed back or tied back in a way that makes the wearer appear to be going fast all the time. The most common application of this word is the new trend with females who wear their hair in a stylish pony tail complete with a large ramp like projection at the front of their head created by means of hair pins, hair products and really long bangs, giving them the appearance of constantly moving at lightning speed.

The O.C.'s Alex Kelly (she sported it often)

by tenfouroverandout July 13, 2005

fastfap

When something is so epic and so awesome that you want to fap profusely to it, then the word for such a masturbation is fastfap.

That video made me fastfap for 2 hours.

by Double-yew Thirteen June 16, 2011