eye sticker

when you give a man a blow job and they blow their load in your eye and it hardens and crusts and you have your eye brows and eye lashes crusted to your face

last night daddy gave me an eye sticker and I couldn't see for 8 hours

by Andy Sitko March 15, 2004

Eye Barf

When something looks so bad, your eyes could barf.

Brittney: Omg ew, look at Kaven.
Amber: I know! He makes my eye barf.

by juanlover June 17, 2009

eye herpes

pretty self explanatory

"Yo guys, my eye herpes is flaring up again."

by Foote Fetisch May 23, 2010

Eye Sweat

When you sweat through your eyes, usually mistaken for “crying”.

Joe: Hey are you crying?
Jacob: No it’s just eye sweat

by the_greatest13467 September 20, 2018

eye stabbin' goodness

A noun or action that has all the goodness of stabbin eyes.

"That muffin - eye stabbin' goodness

by Tony Q August 27, 2007

eye boggie

Another name for 'Sleep' that accumulates at the side of your eyes when you have been to sleep.

"I woke up this morning with a big eye boggie."

by Matthew Lighfoot April 9, 2008

eye muff

To cover one's eyes, usually to prevent from seeing graphic material

Cenk: We have pics of Rihanna after her beating. Eye muff the kids.

by Dd_NY November 21, 2009