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mexican expresso

A sex position in which cactus skin full of spikes is wrapped around the males penis, and inserted in the females vagina. extremely painfull for both partys
Dude, that girl let me gave her a mexican expresso, she didnt even moan
by mufasa22 August 9, 2009
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Siberian Express

A sexual punishment named after shipping political prisoners to Siberia by rail. This act involves inserting something cold or frozen anally (we prefer Popsicles). The recipient then gets gagged and locked into a box, case, or trunk. The container is then pushed or propelled down one or more flights of stairs.
I gave that bitch a Siberian Express for dessert because dinner wasn't ready on time.
by GU NIT March 9, 2012
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Tiramisu (Expression)

Tiramisu is a non-food related term used under two different circumstances. Firstly, it can be used to express your sincerity in any given situation. Usually used when one wishes to convey a true level of genuineness in their actions, words, behaviours without any ill intention or intent to play with others emotions. Generally, it is used both in question and answer form. It can also be expressed when one desires to give their word to someone. So instead of saying, “I give you my word”, one would replace it with “Tiramisu”.The derivation of such term usage arises from the fact that Tiramisu is a bona-fide and sweet desert.

Secondly, 'Tiramisu' is voiced when one wishes to indicate a feeling of being misunderstood by another. It is connected to the previous definition but the conditions under which it is used differs. Under this circumstance, an individual would say 'tiramisu' when they feel their genuineness and honesty is in question. The use of this term in such a context came about when a young Spanish child by the name of TIRA felt MISUndertood by a close relative. Their English skills were underdeveloped at that time so they expressed their feeling by saying 'Tira Misu'.
Eg. 1
Answer form -
individual: “I was thinking of purchasing an autotuning microphone for your birthday so we can play karaoke without having to worry about our screechy voices”
questioner: “Really? No, you said that 25 months, 2 weeks, 5 days and 8 hours ago but we are still microphoneless.
Individual: “No really! I've been saving up! Tiramisu”

Question form -
person 1: “The casserole you made for dinner last night was delicious.”
person 2: “Tiramisu?”
person 1: “Of course, I mean it.”

Eg. 2
Neil Armstrong: “I went to space, visited the moon, put an American Flag on it then came back to earth”
Person: “No way, you couldn't have. You're just trying to gain publicity and make cash so you can buy those expensive cowboy boots you always wanted”
Neil Armstrong: “Tiramisu.... Tiramisu. I honestly went to the moon and came back.”

Tiramisu (Expression)
by expressions_tiramisu August 31, 2010
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Dunkadelic Express

When several basketball players line up front to back while marching and plowing each other in the ass. This is especially popular among college teams such as North Carolina, Duke, UCLA, Kentucky, and Kansas! Toot toot!
I like to be in the caboose of the Dunkadelic Express while I'm rim-rocking the chizzled physical speciman Corey Maggette! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
by Derrick E. Vaughan April 20, 2005
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Wit-Way express

Giving it to a girl doggystyle. Then, after the donkeypunch, you jump on her back and start poking her in the sphincter with your index finger knuckle and riding her around like a bucking bronco. If you can go 7 seconds, you get to nut in her ear.
I finished her off on the wit-way express, last night. I didn't make the 7 though.
by Tim Q Wilson August 25, 2006
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Dark Time Express

1) A word used to describe someone with black skin. A person of African descent. A polite way of saying the more offensive word "nigger".

2) A code name for Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad.

3) An imaginary train that black people ride on. They can be seen between 2:00am and 3:15am in the morning. The train carries a cargo of balogna and sesame snaps.
1) Hop aboard the dark time express.

2) What is that dark time express up to?

3) That dark time was on the move!
by WaffleClaw April 30, 2010
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blank expression

kip, adam, scott, and gavin's kick ass band!!!
by Anonymous July 18, 2003
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