by Meef August 21, 2003
by Littyamdt April 18, 2017
Upgrade from the previous relationship. Meaning the new significant other must be more attractive, successful, wealthier, smarter and better in bed.
by Dutchess of Chicago August 21, 2017
My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.
by Dr John April 01, 2010
An American citizen who continuoualy displays at least 5 histrionic behaviors and is also the ex of you or one of your friends.
Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?
Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.
Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.
by Ranchgirls September 30, 2020
A relationship along the same lines as friends with benefits, except that the male initiating the relationship pretends to have feelings for a woman just to engage in sexual intercourse with her.
Man 1: Yo, Man 2, you seen that one bitch at the shop?
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.
by Ditno October 04, 2011
it’s one of the saddest things.. when two people really get to know each other; their secrets, their fears, their favorite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being strangers. it’s like you have to walk past them and pretend like you never knew them, never even talked to them before, when really, you know everything about them.
someone- don’t you miss ____
you- ew no... she’s my #ex-best friend
but deep down you did. you just can’t say it bc it hurts so much.
you- ew no... she’s my #ex-best friend
but deep down you did. you just can’t say it bc it hurts so much.
by snakegirl150 September 28, 2020