The continental equivalent of a schweffe. Much like their British counterparts euro-schweffes make up for with money what they lack in self-awareness.
Slicked back hair, gillets and a penchent for paddle are strong indicators. Those found in London will typically work in finance and summer in Majorca.
Slicked back hair, gillets and a penchent for paddle are strong indicators. Those found in London will typically work in finance and summer in Majorca.
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Person 1: "Bro did you see (Driver)? Bro that guy look so professional!
Person 2: "I know bro he looks so Euro!"
Person 2: "I know bro he looks so Euro!"
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A character from ancient Greek plays who pretends to be weak, dumb, or harmless, but is actually the smartest person in the room. Basically the original lowkey genius energy. They let the loud, arrogant dude (called the alazon) talk big, act tough, or flex, and then boom—they expose them as a clown. The name "eiron" is very similar to "irony" which is actually his whole character.
Think of it like the quiet kid in class who never raises their hand, then drops a single comment that leaves everyone speechless. The eiron is basically the OG prankster, the godfather of irony, and the reason arrogant people get roasted before memes were even a thing.
Think of it like the quiet kid in class who never raises their hand, then drops a single comment that leaves everyone speechless. The eiron is basically the OG prankster, the godfather of irony, and the reason arrogant people get roasted before memes were even a thing.
Alazon: “My server is the best.”
Eiron: “Yeah, my Discord server is trash :/”
Two weeks later, eiron runs the most popular Discord server ever called The HSC, and the Alazon is still bragging in their empty chat.
Eiron: “Yeah, my Discord server is trash :/”
Two weeks later, eiron runs the most popular Discord server ever called The HSC, and the Alazon is still bragging in their empty chat.
by Loulou9899 October 1, 2025
Get the Eiron mug.The composite population of European countries who all have in common the desire to live vicariously through Islamic Fundamentalist Jew hate since the Nazis didn’t succeed in fulfilling their desire to wipe the Jews off the face of the earth. The Latinocaliphate and Australiocaliphate are similarly derived.
How can you live in a Eurocaliphate? European Jews would be much better off moving to Israel and starting fresh where they have the freedom to defend themselves! Get out before they Free their Penistines and blow a hot sticky load of Akbar in your ass!
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Too euro: trying too hard w/ no shame. Not bougie but almost there.
Kind of like too money, but elitist as fuck.
Too euro: trying too hard w/ no shame. Not bougie but almost there.
Kind of like too money, but elitist as fuck.
"Last week when we got caught in the rain, Jane refused to use my extra umbrella because the handle wasn't genuine Prada plastic. Then, when we got to my house, she wouldn't use any of my towels until I could prove their high thread count! That girl is too euro for my tastes."
"She only drinks wine if it costs more than $20 per bottle. That chick is way too fucking euro for me, no matter how hot she is."
"She only drinks wine if it costs more than $20 per bottle. That chick is way too fucking euro for me, no matter how hot she is."
by Gurkman March 27, 2013
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