Eugene

A guy with a huge cock who gets all the girls. He is the embodiment of awesome.

Damn, he must be Eugene.

by Someone123459876 April 19, 2009

Software Engineer

Someone with big brains and who works his freaking tail off and is going to be (or has already been) laid off, just to be replaced by some low-life and low-wage counterpart in india, so greedy corporations can increase their margins and offer a crapper service.

IBM announces it creates 1,500 new Software Engineering jobs (but they don't disclose it's in freaking india or china).

by MaxCool February 8, 2004

Minority Engineering

1.The act of repairing or fixing an object without the means or resources needed for the repair; with the purpose of keeping it operational until somebody else comes along and breaks it so its their fault, or until one can take it to someone who can legitimately fix the problem. 2. The politically correct term for "nigger rigged."

Guy 1: How did you fix your car without getting it to the mechanic?

Guy 2: Oh I minority engineered it with some zip ties and electrical tape. I take it in some time next week.

The minority engineering used on the pipes will hold up for a week or so

by Cashtangoteam April 13, 2011

v8 engine

The solution to all of the worlds problems, besides fuel economy. Traditionally used American Muscle cars. (The best cars in the world) Known for being really powerful, heavy, torque-y, and fast.

Often seen destroying rice burners' wimpy 4 cylinders and V6's.

Rice burner: My Honda Civic Type R-S 4/5 Twin V-TEC J.AP is gonna own anything. It runs 17 second quarter miles!

Hot Rodder: My 454 V8 Big Block has 700 HP and runs 9 second quarter miles.

V8 V8 Engine Power Speed torque 454 427 350 Big block Small block

by BigMac33 January 5, 2014

Eugene

Words aren’t enough to describe this person, he is just a man of many things. In a nutshell, he is smart, athletic, and excels in almost everything, literally (well maybe not arts, but he’s not bad at it either) and brags often (but he has the right, I guess). Although he can get really stressed and pissy due to lots of work and problems, he eventually overcomes them, 10000/10 perseverance there. Besides that, he is a really kind, caring and EXTREMELY patient person (trust me when I say this), can be REALLY sweet and he’s usually (frustratingly) right about things so even though he seems wrong, you should trust him. Holds his ground firmly, even if it’s involving someone very important, he knows when to address or let go of someone’s mistakes. Has firm beliefs, doesn’t take any bullshit from anyone. Gets a little annoying when he holds grudges (rarely) or when you get into debates with him, there’s a high chance he’ll win. BRUTALLY HONEST. Very observant and notices even the smallest signs of emotions, tones, choice of words, etc. Consistantly organised and objective, dilligent. Overall, an admirable, good-natured person, it’s hard not to like him.

1. Eugene is a literal serotonin boost, he’s the best companion to have.
2. I would LOVE to date someone like Eugene, he’s totally my type of guy. He should be a standard for what girls look for in men honestly.

by Shy and Insecure October 27, 2020

Eugene

A male whom is a bit to conceited and thinks that he is extremely awesome. Also thinks he can have any woman and claims voices in his head are his friends.

I can get Cindy Crawford to bed, I'm Eugene.

by BirdmanFan15 July 27, 2016

Eugene

Dude with a boob fetish.

I broke up with my boyfriend.
Why?
That Eugene couldn't keep his eyes off other girls tits.

by MaryMargaret July 7, 2008