"OH MY GOD JENNIFER MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT. LIKE SHE KNOWS HOW I FEEL WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT??!"
Janet: "stop being an emotional wreck"
Janet: "stop being an emotional wreck"
by DaddyMaddie13 November 1, 2018
Get the Emotional wreck mug.A fictional creature from Christian mytholgy. An evolutionist (alternately spelled "evilutionist") begins life as something resembling a monkey, but upon reaching puberty morphs into a humanoid creature.
Evolutionists worship satan, and are known to accociate with Atheists. They also worship a fictional man called Darwin (not to be confused with naturalist Charles Darwin, who actually existed), who helped Judas and his Jewish freinds kill Jesus.
Evolutionists are one of the few mythical creatures that some people still beleive in. The only others are fairies, god, mudkipz, and Hannah Montanna.
Evolutionists worship satan, and are known to accociate with Atheists. They also worship a fictional man called Darwin (not to be confused with naturalist Charles Darwin, who actually existed), who helped Judas and his Jewish freinds kill Jesus.
Evolutionists are one of the few mythical creatures that some people still beleive in. The only others are fairies, god, mudkipz, and Hannah Montanna.
"Reverand Jim told me he saw an evolutionist the other day."
"everybody knows that there's no such thing as an evolutionist"
"everybody knows that there's no such thing as an evolutionist"
by BrokenEye, Lord and Savior February 22, 2010
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The Gameboy Evolution is composed of all the stages the Nintendo Gameboy evolved from. First came the simple Gameboy. (also known as the caveboy) Second, the Gameboy Pocket. Third the Gameboy Color. Fourth the Gameboy Advance. And last is what we now call the Gameboy SP, the most magnificent handheld game ever created. What will come next? Who knows? (the guys already making the new stuff)
by Julian Alvarez January 15, 2004
Get the The Gameboy Evolution mug.Change in a genetic trait species over many generations to adapt to the environment in which they live to ensure survival. Contrary to what many stupid, brainless creationists have said, evolution has been proven over and over again and is regarded as scientific fact. Evolution is as true as 1 + 1 = 2. Discovered by Charles Darwin.
The only reason retards/creationists do not believe in evolution is because they haven't evolved at all. They are still the dumbass apes that eat their own shit.
by AtheistMetal June 7, 2012
Get the Evolution mug.The uncomfortable, ill feeling one gets when one has performed a dispicable, regrettable act. A sort of remourse or regret.
"I got pretty drunk last night and slept with my Laura's sister. She called me just now...major emotion sickness.
by Schtee March 6, 2008
Get the emotion sickness mug.1-A boyfriend who is overly emotional (bordering on women on period emotions).
2-When a guy likes a girl but she likes him enough to have all the fun of a relationship with him, minus the sex or making out, this is a derivative of the friend zone but is not quite as bad as the man actually means something to the girl and there is or was a degree of attraction, the way to get out of this is to avoid this or to get out of it is to make half the relationship light flirting and half emotional support and caring.
2-When a guy likes a girl but she likes him enough to have all the fun of a relationship with him, minus the sex or making out, this is a derivative of the friend zone but is not quite as bad as the man actually means something to the girl and there is or was a degree of attraction, the way to get out of this is to avoid this or to get out of it is to make half the relationship light flirting and half emotional support and caring.
1-John started crying with happiness when him and Claire were on a romantic date, he is such an emotional boyfriend.
2-Daniel likes Emily and she likes him to an extent but dosen't tell him, so that she can get all the emotional support of a boyfriend minus the commitment and other problems, he is her emotional boyfriend and needs to start flirting with her
2-Daniel likes Emily and she likes him to an extent but dosen't tell him, so that she can get all the emotional support of a boyfriend minus the commitment and other problems, he is her emotional boyfriend and needs to start flirting with her
by mastodong May 9, 2007
Get the emotional boyfriend mug.a person who rejects Creationism as an alternate theory despite huge amounts of contrary evidence, including radiohaloes in diamonds, and many other minerals.
a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)
a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'
(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)
a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)
a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'
(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)
by Kevinjh June 13, 2009
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