Maria Elena

This is an ancient name. Derived from a culture of very short women who were incredibly skinny. They typically drank large amounts of wine and smoked incredible amounts of tobacco. They were known mostly for the size of their feet. Described as "canoe feet," they were seen in ancient cave carvings as having feet large enough to walk on water. The culture could be found around the area now known as Mar del Plata, Argentina. Due to the whiteness of their skin, they are also described as "Ghost women." Obsessed with stones, they were usually found sitting on flat labradorites which cause the flatness of their butts. Despite these shortcomings, they were also known as being very sweet to their friends, no matter what their friends did.

Wow, that movie was intense, I almost cried like a Maria Elena.

by miamibeachbum April 12, 2010

Eden Falls Addiction

A sad but true ailment where all you can discuss are Dogs and Angels and Secret Agents and how Leo was savagely lynched in week 2 by an angry mob although innocent!

Ever since Eden Falls began, I've been suffering from Eden Falls Addiction. Now that it's ended, I suffer even more.

by Valerie Adams November 6, 2003

elena bevans

Awesome, cut, brave, talented,

She is so pretty her name must be Elena Bevans!

by Rachel Peevoy October 23, 2017

Eden

Usually medium height with long ish blonde hair. She might seem small and shy, but she is the exact opposite. Once you get to know her she can be quite funny and a good laugh but if you annoy her, she won't talk to you for a while. Quite likes drama but hates school

'I had an argument with Eden

by Ella.Grance June 4, 2019

Eden

always short & always stunning. like they’re so beautiful omg. may or may not be israeli. all edens are confident and great friends- which probably explains why they’re so popular. great sense of style too. they’re just human perfection. if you meet an eden, befriend them immediately, you won’t regret it

if you name your kid eden, you’re condemning them to a life of shortness :/

by oh how the turntables.. October 16, 2019

Eden

A blonde, semi-tall beautiful girl with big bright blue/green eyes. she is extremely gifted in science, language arts and some forms of history, but she does not like to show it off so people often think shes not smart. She loves kids, and will one day become a wonderful mother. Her weakness is usually shitty guys, and she gets her heart broken very easily. She does not think but still is pretty smokin regardless. Really kind, generous, and considerate as well. (But can be annoying asf)

Guy number one: 'yo, I heard Denon fucked stacy. Poor Eden.'
Guy 2: 'Yeah. she'll be okay tho, shes pretty badass.'

by YOyokittycat546 November 19, 2019

Eden

Gorgeous, Talented, Cute, Hazel Eyed, Blonde Hair, Perfect For Guys With Blue Eyes, And An Amazing Artist. She was made for this world.

Male 1: Have you seen the new girl?!

Male 2: Yeah she's so Hot!!!
Male 1: I heard her name was Eden...
Male 2: Lovin her name mannnn

by Mr.No-Body February 25, 2020