doing 'the coffin'

When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.

If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.

by Captain Coffin May 15, 2006

Doing a Leslie

1. To masturbate on webcam (so called because Leslie Grantham was caught in his Eastenders dressing room doing just that)

2. To generally be a sexual deviant in an unpleasant manner (we can thank both John Leslie the British TV presenter, accused of some nastiness to one Ulrika Jonsson, and the aforementioned Leslie Grantham for this usage)

I was idly browsing some webcam chatrooms today when, much to my disgust (though not surprise), I caught my friend Chris Doing A Leslie from his pad in France.

by Chris Meme November 16, 2007

doing physics

you say you are doing your 'physics' when in reality you are messing around or doing what youre not supposed to be

ex: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he was looking at porn.
ex2: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he and his friend were beating Gears of War on 'insane' mode.

by crashtestdummy March 7, 2009

Doing a Dani.

Dramatically going over the top when something goes wrong.

There he/she goes, doing a Dani.

Don't do a Dani!

by blllllllllahaa June 2, 2009

Doing a Charlotte

Ordering something for an event, then it ariving the day after.

Jess-'have you get your dress for prom yet?'
Charlotte-'Yeah... I orderd it of the internet. Should arive the day before'

It didnt

Helen 'Im gonna order all the stuff for the party tonight'
Amy 'Why? Its in two months time?'
Helen 'Cus i dont want to end up doing a charlotte'

by Doing a Helen September 26, 2009

Doing a Lizzie.

Getting drunk instead of doing your essay; getting drunk AND doing your essay; getting high instead of doing your essay; getting high AND doing your essay; getting drunk; getting high.

Who's that dribbling on the keyboard whilst typing at 1000 words per minute? Ah, doing a Lizzie.

by ewan1712 June 1, 2011

Doing a Diego!

Legging it from the scene of the "crime" to avoid an awkward situation!!

She was speeding faster, presumebly to lose me as I know now. I followed for a short distance , flashing my headlights for her to stop. It was after 5 miles that I realised she was Doing a Diego!.

by Zante_13 August 26, 2011