dissertashit

Work that needs to be done on a dissertation, keeping the writer from doing something else much more enjoyable.

Person A: Hey man, you up for the game and a few beers?

Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.

Person A: Sucks, too bad.

by Doctorjay October 4, 2011

Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.

Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....

by Fukstiker February 11, 2012

disswagvantage

When your opponent clearly possesses less swag than you.

Ya'll at a disswagvantage when I grip the mic...

by Fauvist September 17, 2012

Dissertxt

A balloon text that is so long that it turns into a dissertation.

"Your txt was so long I thought it was a dissertxt".

by remora173 August 1, 2012

dissonic

causing cognitive dissonance

Max Ogden causes me to be so dissonic man

by tjflipper September 22, 2012

Dissy

Short for vaginal discharge.

"Its normal all girls get a bit of dissy".

Quote:- Charlotte Crosby on UK Celebrity Big Brother talking about her dirty panties.

by Stanley Webster December 16, 2013

dissapressing

Disappointing and depressing all at once; that moment when all hope is gone and is beyond achieving

Did you see that girl fall down the stairs in front of everyone and all her papers flew everywhere? That was so dissapressing!

by Brooklyn Rose November 13, 2014