New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.

I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...

by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021

Pensacola Pez Dispenser

When you stuff Plan B under your foreskin and have your date perform fellatio.

I don’t have to worry about raw dogging Rita, because we started off with the Pensacola Pez Dispenser.

by MrPklz December 19, 2023

National Tape Dispenser Day

Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.

“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”

by mehmehdoggie November 23, 2023

Meth Pez-Dispenser

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)

psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(

by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023

Black IQ disparities

I've never said anything about it being genetic.

Hym "What I said about the black IQ disparities are that it could likely be remediated and I relate THAT assertion to a Stephen Bryne joke where he claims that asians being better at math is the result of HOW MATH IS TAUGHT being more closely connected to the language. And I suggested doing that here. And I assert that they use as different dialect and that THE SAME LOGIC ALSO APPLIES FOR WHITE PEOPLE IN THE RURAL SOUTH. And NOW you have Jordan Peterson bringing a guy on who says that they ARE TEACHING MATHS DIFFERENTLY AND THE INNER CITY IQ DISPARITY IS GOING AWAY. I also remark on what I think are flaws in the IQ testing. But if they are teaching it differently BECAUSE OF ME, I am both correct again and better and smarter than everyone. And I say fat-cocks are dumb (which makes you a racist for associating black people with fat cocks you fucking bigot) because they avoid all of the dick-centric shaming that I'M getting. And in comparison to me, everyone is dumb. I'm a goddamn genius. The greatest mind who has ever lived!"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024

Idaho soap dispenser

When a man shoves a bar of soap up his ass, then stands butthole to butthole with another man and pushes the soap back and forth between the two until the soap is gone

Porter and Ayden decided they wanted to do the Idaho soap dispenser

by Crackdafteshies69 January 31, 2026