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Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.
If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder
by teeceeTO July 11, 2010
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Burster MFG Disorder

A disorder manifested in a person who believes they are always right, and casually plagiarizes and sucks other commentators off.
I heard Derek had a bit of Burster MFG Disorder, if you get what I'm saying.
by AssBurgerRap April 21, 2019
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Cinematic Defecit Disorder

Cinematic Defecit Disorder, commonly known as CDD, is a unfortunate disease that continues to plague moviegoers each and every single day. It lobotomizes their tastes in film, to the point where they're beyond redemption. Please stop CDD :(
Person #1: Collateral was a kickass movie. Tom Cruise gave the performance of his career.
Person #2: Collateral sucked, it was boring. Go see Anacondas instead.
Person #1: -_-
by VGerX2001 September 3, 2004
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Attention Defecit Disorder

A.D.D.;- Yet another illness some do-gooders have come up with as an excuse for the actions of today's ignorant, non-caring, couldn't-give-a-shit, benefit-grabbing, fuckwit youths.
Me; Is there a valid reason why you can't work and you're such a sponging loser?
Spotty pizza-faced youth;- I have Attention Defecit Disorder, you bastard! **manages to focus attention for three days on play-station, drugs, alcohol and signing for benefit**
by The English Gent November 20, 2007
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reactive attachment disorder

What can happen when you basically neglect you child's social/emotional needs. They develop this mental illness and become extremely insecure, immature and problematic, and get a really low self-esteem. If not treated, they can self-harm and become manchildren with an inferiority complex and constantly tantrum like a severely autistic child, and the disorder becomes very hard or just impossible to cure.
I regret neglecting my daughter. She developed this "reactive attachment disorder" and she had to be put in foster care because she went crazy.
by PorcupineCanadian December 30, 2016
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Compulsive Sorry Disorder

(CSD) Compulsive Sorry Disorder is a disorder where you say sorry any time someone says they did something wrong
you sure say sorry alot.
sorry, i have compulsive sorry disorder
by kasualties December 18, 2021
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fanboy attack disorder

When a fanboy experiences several different attacks while or even after the thing that caused the attack happens. Usual symptoms are wheezing, squealing, yelling, and crying for long periods of time. Usually people who experience this will also think of what they were fanboying about for long periods of time and can come out anywhere. Also FBAD is the acronym of it.
I'm pretty sure I have Fanboy Attack Disorder (FBAD). I watched the new Supernatural episode and I can't stop wheezing, yelling, squeling, and crying.
by SaltGunner4Life October 28, 2017
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