Carbon Free Diet

A new diet that promotes the benefits of completely removing carbon and carbon derivatives from a person's diet.

This diet is limited to purified water, breathing clean air and limited tactile contact with carbon.

Wow, Calista Flockhart is looking skinnier and skinnier. She must be on that carbon free diet.

by Pete DiMaio June 26, 2009

flat diet soda

Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!

Flat diet soda cleans well, and is safe for babies and pets.

by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

diet coke of evil

when someone is only a tiny bit evil they are the diet coke of evil

ur semi evil
ur quasi evil
ur the DIET COKE of evil

by Brainfreeze March 20, 2005

cabbage soup diet

What fat people go on to lose weight. Apparently, if all you eat is cabbage soup, the weight falls off you, but it makes your shit 20 times more rancid. My ex-boss was on one for a couple of months - he'd go grab the newspaper and charge into the toilet for a good half hour session. The place was off-limits for a good 45 minutes afterwards and some of the tiles had fallen off the walls

Workmate: Oh dear, Lynchy's just gone into the bogs with the paper
Me: Dammit! I really need to piss! Guess I'll have to go in the 'ladies'...

by Dangerous G April 12, 2004

diet peach snapple

The best and most addictive Snapple. If you drink 2 or more bottles you'll be up for the night.

Diet Peach Snapple gave me insomnia and raped my pet hyena.

by Pwnsauce July 29, 2006

Falutin-Free Diet

1. A diet where all pretentious or fancy versions of delicious, simple foods are avoided.

(As first mentioned by Adam Carolla)

Waiter: Would you care to try the Pumpkin pie? We make it special by replacing the sugar with a mixture of blended dates and agave syrup, adding a hint of acorn squash to the pumpkin, replacing all dairy with almond milk, and a wheat germ crust with cinnamon bark.

John: No, that is unacceptable. I am on a Falutin-Free diet.

by Mad Martigan January 23, 2014

Diet Coke and Mentos

Something half of my definitions involve. See also sex.

The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!

by Yopmail User October 21, 2022