Richard Michael Dean (Mikey)

Complete dumbass

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) thought “that green sign” meant a sign that said “Green sign”

by Hahaahahaloser May 14, 2021

Dean

Dean's are typically very sexy, and reject fragile masculinity. They know that they are hot and won't hesitate to flex this on Instagram. They have a great stage presence and are the type of people that everybody wants to be friends with.

Dean can also be used as an expression, normally spoken with the cursive accent.

"Omg, this cute guy just texted me!!!"

"*gasp* Dean???? 😏 *tucks hair behind ear in Debby Ryan*"

Note: the expression above isn't referring to a guy named Dean. It just shows shock and suggests/portrays a certain emotion.
Translation: "damn...really?"

"Oh no...I failed my math test!"

"Dean??? 🥺"
Translation: "Aww really?"

"Did you seriously say that?"
"Dean 😌💅"
Translation: "Hell yeah"

by an "expert" September 1, 2021

Dean

Dean is an incredible person. He is genuinely one of the nicest people I've ever met, and he is also incredibly attractive. I have a lot of love for him and truly hope to marry someone like him one day. He has a way of making the world feel brighter. He's the kind of guy who inspires those deep, heartfelt feelings you hear in a Jeff Buckley song—the kind of guy you yearn for. He's also the kind of person who can take a girl who has been hurt by every relationship and make everything feel easy again. It's rare to find a guy like him.

you are just like a dean!

by unkownunkownerspup September 8, 2025

dean dick

A man private part that has red line on head penis, spew red sauce and smell like cheese and laxitive, similar to dirty dick or stinky spunk

Shane - Hi Jenny you wanna fuck

Jenny - Hell no you have Dean Dick

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh shit, mommaaa i have a red line on my fuckin dick
Mom - Honey you have Dean Dick, i told you stop fuckin them old bitches

by Keivon Moesley December 7, 2018

Dean

the head of the chapter of a cathedral or collegiate church or the head of a university faculty or department or of a medical school

Person 1: Hey, see that guy? He's the dean of this university

by Cava the musical November 19, 2022

Dean

A person with a nose bigger than the Grand Canyon. Some sensitive people might get traumatized looking at this. Do not approach a wild Dean, he might bite.

• Oh my god is that a solar eclipse?

- No, Dean is just standing in the way.

by BerntEvens3-1 November 22, 2021

Jack Dean

- capper of the century

Man that dude is such a jack dean, he always flakes.

by Yeahhhhyuh July 24, 2024