double handjobs

where two girls give you a handjob at the same time

i was standin in the living room watching a tv show when sara and mara tag teamed my dick with their vagina ticklers and gave me a couple double handjobs.

by gootch February 22, 2007

Double Phantom

Y'know when you do a clean poo (you wipe your bottom and theres no sign of skiddies) and when you do a torpedo poo (it shoots up the back pipe so you cant see it sitting in the bottom of the bowl, Well when you do both of those its a double phantom, its like you never did a poo.

Was that a double phantom or did I just go toilet for nothing?

by Mogalli March 6, 2009

double dunt

To consume two capsules or pills in one gulp. Normally used in the consumption of ecstacy.

"I just double dunted a couple of biscuits man, I'm well out my tits."

by Shaggatron June 17, 2009

Double Fist Pump Jump

A trendy new dance generally reserved for those with the the rhythm of a usher, chris brown, or MJ, but that should be attempted by all. The dance goes as follows:
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero

Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia

Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump

@bwarner @30PercentHero

Did you see that guy doing the double fist pump jump!?! That was so routh.

by @30PercentHero October 30, 2010

Double Tick

Someone who is always one step ahead (normally in academics), and is always trying to go above and beyond what is required of them. A try-hard.

"You've already written the entire paper?! Wow you're such a double tick."

by loftcrew February 28, 2015

Double Woozy

A double woozy is when you slam your hands against another person's testicles, squishing them together. Subsequently shattering them as well as their ego.

Paul: What's up?
You: I used the double woozy on Jim last night.
Paul: Nice.

by thighmaster69 October 24, 2018

double contraction

A unique weapon of grammar combining words in a fashion similar to a contraction, but with three words and two apostrophes instead of two and one, respectively. Usually used by people who are too important to speak with any normal regard for english.

"I wouldn't've used a double contraction."
"I'd've told you about double contractions, but I would have had to kill you."

by A. Robert Dowson September 11, 2008