Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

Don't yuck my yum

"Don't yuck my yum" is a colloquial expression used to express the idea that individuals have different preferences and opinions, and that it is not acceptable to criticize or belittle someone's personal choices or tastes. It is often used as a way to discourage negative comments or judgment towards something that someone else enjoys, even if it may not be to your own liking. The phrase can be used in a variety of contexts, from hobbies and interests to fashion and lifestyle choices, and is commonly used as a reminder to respect others' personal preferences and to focus on celebrating diversity rather than tearing others down.

Kim: "I love wearing bright, bold colors in my outfits. It makes me feel happy and confident."

Ross: "Ugh, I hate that look. It's too attention-grabbing."

Kim: "Hey, don't yuck my yum! We all have different styles, and that's what makes fashion so interesting."

by siliconvalleynerd May 3, 2023

don't watch dat

basically means don't wory

don't watch dat. it's all jiggy

by Nikki June 15, 2004

Don't Tag Me Bro!

Something you would exclaim after a picture has been taken and you would rather it not end up on Facebook or some other social networking sites.

Person 1: What was that flash?
Person 2: Wtf pictures? Don't tag me bro!

by SUP3RCANS1R February 21, 2009

Don't think it's sweet

Do not think that everything is okay & straight ...

- because you haven't gotten your ass beat AS PROMISED
- because you haven't received the consequences for your shit talking

(when speaking to someone that KNOWS you don't like them & want to beat their ass, & WILL)

Alicia (or any fake ass bitch who WANTS to be a bad bitch but isn't quite there) - "ummmmm keep my name out your mouth"

A BAD BITCH - "EXCUSE ME? Don't think it's sweet"

by miszmagik June 24, 2010

don't hurt em

When doing something so well or so fly you’re in danger of harming others.

John went 4 for 4 with two homeruns and two doubles. Don't hurt em.

by big homies December 18, 2008

don't stick your dick in crazy

Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.

Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.

by Seenlord September 12, 2016