Dirty Potter

The greatest audio book series ever created in the universe by an even greater man of the same name. Narrated by British actor Jim Dale (with heavy word splicing and sound editing), the audio books have absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter, except for the fact that they have the main/supporting characters (i.e. Harry, Ron, Hermionie, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, Professor Umbridge, and Snape), some brief cameos (Uncle Vernon and Dobby the House Elf), a non-existing character (Fuckbeak, a splice of "F" and "Buckbeak," who is a human), and even Jim Dale and JK Rowling themselves. The characters perform bizarre sex acts and pointless, but often humorous, antics (Shitting on each other, Hermionie having crabs, Harry gurgling a pussy milkshake, gay butt sex, Harry swallowing Ron's cum, Hagrid fucking Harry and cumming all over his ass, etc.). There are currently 4 Dirty Potter audio books; in order, they are: Dirty Potter and the Snape Kills Dumbledore; Dirty Potter 2 and the Deathly Farts; Dirty Potter 3 and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party; and Dirty Potter 4 - Fuckbeak and Friends, Chapter 1. Dirty Potter has a website, simply named dirtypotter.com. Dirty Potter has made other audio books, two being Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred Acre Shitpile (Winnie the Pooh) and Dirty Peter Pan and the Long Black Penis of Evil (Peter Pan). He has also made a piece entitled, "Dirty Barack," an edit of President Obama.

Person 1: Have you heard about Dirty Potter?

Person 2: Yeah, I love those. Fucking hilarious!

by ElectricGuitarGuy October 24, 2011

Dirty David

the act of defecating into a tube sock, and slinging it around, releasing it in the direction of a large person, as in the biblical story of David and Goliath. If properly executed, the dump-filled sock will splatter on said large person.

"My little brother totally tried to Dirty David my dad when he took his phone away last night!"

by Squawkin' Ibis September 1, 2011

Dirty Alex

A "Dirty Alex" is when your girl is choking on your cock, and you twist her nipple till she screams and drop a load at the same time.

That girl almost choked after getting a dirty Alex

by Kohai's Senpai April 17, 2020

dirty cab ride

This is how you get a really annoying customer out of your place of buisness.... simply call him or her a cab pay the bill and leave a damn good tip !!!!!!!

Yeah you jeep needs ball joints. ok well you guys did a good job on my brakes so ill have you do it " but I dont want another dirty cab ride this time ! "
some one asked me and i said the last time he was in i gave him a paid cab ride home

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

Dirty logan

Dirty logan a man with a big dick

When his dick gets hard every girl wants a dirty logan

by Pussyslayer1996 June 18, 2019

Dirty sophie

Someone who fucks the hell out of someone after hitting their car with a chicken sandwich.

“Bro she pulled a dirty Sophie in me after I hit her car with my lunch

by Karen fucker01 October 5, 2020

Dirty Austin

The act of walking in on two people having sex and then trying to insert your penis into the hole that is currently vacant. All while making gargling/growling sounds.

Bro, i totally gave Patrick and Katie a Dirty Austin on Friday.

Katie: Patrick and I were in bed on friday and got totally dirty austined by the english crew.

by The English Crew April 18, 2011