The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

Chronic Bionic

The sweetest skunk that is available to man and beast a like.

(Inhale the green) CHONG! Thats the sweetest chronic bionic!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Chronic

you jackasses, in some parts of the east coast chronic means weed laced with coke. you may not have heard of it, but it exist.

I smoked some chronic and ran on the highway and punched cars.

by Steven September 8, 2003

chronically single

when oneself is either unable to form relationships with the opposite sex or is rejected to the point they just want to be single to stay happy. Many people who are chronically single are either agressive gamers, drug or alcohol abusers, or loners but is not limited to those.

Girl 1: WHtas the deal with that boy? He looks like he could just die but he's at all those parties.

Girl 2: He's chronically single.

Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?

by theColonel94 February 5, 2010

Chronichitis

The Cough or chest cold you get after smoking weed.

That Weed gave me mad {Chronichitis}.

by AK36CF February 20, 2006

Chronic End-Gaming Disorder

When you are playing the game and you die miserably or you just finish the ending, you just don't want to play it the next day. This disorder can last to about a day or even a month.
-The best way to cure the "die miserably" part (assuming it is a boss that gives you trouble) is to say, screw this and don't give a shit. (I won that way.)
-It is normally chronic because you stay that way, unless your preference is Shooter games or World games (such as Grand Theft Auto).
-It affects RPG and Adventure players the most.

Final Fantasies. You play it, you finish it, you move on with your life. Or, you die without saving, and you are so pissed off that you say, "screw this" and you don't touch it for a while.
Racing games where that DAMN computer player beats you just by a second and you come in second when you wanted first.

Warning: Chronic End-Gaming Disorder is problematic! It makes you spend your money constantly in search of new games after you finish them.

by FWL January 13, 2008

a visit from uncle chronic

smoke weed with out planning it it kinda just happened, chronic is weed and uncles always come unannounced

me: hey you just got a visit from uncle chronic
alex: o well i got my cologne with me so its cool

by the original c-dub November 9, 2009