cantaloupe

when a couple can't elope and get married; when you can't run away and get married.

(cant-elope)

Ha Ha Ha

my friends parents cantaloupe.

by guitar tab May 4, 2011

cantankerous

Having sex with a prostitute, upside down while eating a marshmallow.

give john some privacy. He is cantankerous.

by bobby boxter November 25, 2013

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

Cuntastic

An absolutely smashing woman's genatalia

She pulled her undies to one side and her lesbian lover exclaimed - Wow! That looks and tastes cuntastic - it's a beaut

by Vaginia January 16, 2008

contact high

When a person supposedly gets high from the second-hand smoke that results from being in close proximity to people who are smoking drugs-usually weed- without actually participating in the act of smoking

Widely believed to be mythological

"Dude, I got such a good contact high when you guys were hotboxing the car."

"No, you didn't...you didn't even hit the blunt. You're just a lame ass."

by Joeshittheragman May 2, 2008

contact high

A contact high is typically what is referred to when a person who is not smoking an illegal substance is near others who are and becomes high from inhaling the smoke that is in the air. It is, afterall, the inhaling of the drug that causes the high. Smoke does not differntiate between the person actually doing the smoking and those who are nearby not participating. Additionally, the term is now being used to describe other non illegal drug use situations.

If you take a sub-lingual medication and then kiss someone they will be absorbing that medication through their tongue just as you had and result in a contact high. Or the use of larger inhalers used for vasodialation, as in asthma, or the like, can also cause others in the room to have their lungs affected as a result. Not all of the drug, in any of these circumstances, is completely absorbed by the intended user and therefore can and often does affect a bystander.

by Intel Junky August 4, 2007

Cantabridgian

Cantabridgian can mean either:

A resident student or researcher at the University of Cambridge UK.

A native (IE born in or moved to while in infancy) Cambridge resident. As Londoner is the collective noun for London residents, Cantabridgian applies for Cambridge (UK).

I am Cantabridgian, I was born in Cambridge.

by KayKay89 October 27, 2011