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creepy crawler

a person who paces market central or any other cafeteria as he eats. usually a male. will also have other strange behaviors such as hiding knives in their sleeves, and switching from table to table. the creepy crawler will not stop walking his path for anything other than food or creeping.
"oh my god, the creepy crawler is back again, just stay out of his path."
by gamgeegirl101 November 12, 2009
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Creepy

{Noun}

Name given to an individual from any mid-western farming (usu. South Dakota) state. To qualify for this name the person must spew forth various nonsensical data. This person will always try and one up your story by saying that his/her father did the same thing, only bigger and better.

Person must have an affinity for Rum (normally Captain and Coke), knives, and sneaking up behind you and saying "HEYYYYYY".
You: "I am building a house in a nice town."
Creepy: "Yeah, well, my dad, in South Dakota, built a 4000 sqft house out of toothpicks, with his bare hands."

Creepy: "Hey guess what. I could stab you 37 times and you wouldn't know it."
by MrTits & Co. July 26, 2006
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Assassins creed no life

A guy/girl who has played every assassins creed game non stop and obsesses over it. He/she looks up information on assassins creed 4 before its official reveal... he/she has no life... no friends and never sees the outside word. He/she tries to make the game as realistic as possible and sucks at it anyways.
"That dude is such an assassins creed NO LIFE OMG!!!!"

"dude he can tell you everything about assassins creed, hes such a no life"
by kissin yo mamma March 19, 2013
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Creepy Crawly

The act of deficating into a pool filter. This, of course, is generally not done to one's own pool filter.
We had a party at the Stig's place the other night and I needed to extrude a length real bad. I was too pissed to climb the stairs so I left him a creepy crawly.
by Art Farkis December 10, 2008
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creedan

A greasy hoer that has no self esteam and will sleep with any guy that shows the affect of being horny of straight
creedan is greasy slut
by 1221344365567887 May 17, 2018
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Buel's Creed

A polite way of saying that something is, "bullshit," without offending anyone in the room.
"He says that we need to book our ideas up, or they'll kick us out, but that's, 'Buel's Creed,' if you ask me."
by Revel September 8, 2007
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Creepy Carol

When someone becames insane and attempts to rape highschool girls by offering them "surprises" in a rape van.
Kyle was labeled as a Creepy Carol because he was going insane over the fact that Josh Clark killed his father and decided to rape girls in his highschool.
by Creepy Carol June 23, 2008
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