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Guidance Counselor

A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the delusion that they are making the world a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.
Mrs McKay, the middle school guidance counselor, smiled at the distraught young boy and, instead of giving him any useful advice, told him to just ignore the kids that threw trash at him on a daily basis. Then she gave him an animal cracker and asked how many guns he had at home.
by Nobody Everyman February 26, 2005
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kaitlyn curse

Getting your menstrual period at thee worst time possible.
Shoot, I got my kaitlyn curse the morning before I left for vacation.
by Summer Robertss April 24, 2009
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Lesbian camp counselor

"Your display of guilt and matronliness as as lesbian camp counselor was plenty"
by Kelpie Do921 April 26, 2022
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Common Courtesy

a. to be polite and to respond timely to invitations because you shouldn't be a douchebag and say MAYBE to an invitation because you know people have to fucking cook for a certain amount of people!!!

b. to talk to other guests at a dinner party and not avoiding eye contact and acutally listening to the hostess when she says "please sit down"

c. not being a major douchebag
"hey, can you sit down and have some common courtesy for your hostess?"
by kimmywong December 31, 2005
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Netflix Curse

Netflix’s new docuseries “Break Point,” which was released two days before first-round matches at the Australian Open, profiles the next generation of champion tennis players.

The “Netflix Curse” theory tries to make sense of the fact that NONE of the show's players, who have all featured in the world's top 10 at some point in their careers, have made it to the quarterfinals.
The Netflix Curse got my favorite player Maria Sakkari…who am I going to root for at the Australian Open now??
by softfooddiet January 22, 2023
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Courtesy Cough

The cough, necessary or not, made by a bathroom stall dweller, alerting outsiders that the stall is in use.
With the stall lock broken, Brad felt the need to give a courtesy cough, just in case someone felt the need to intrude on his private poop area.
by TheSein September 13, 2011
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golf coarse

The use of profanity while playing golf. It could be after losing a ball, missing a putt or just the act of telling a dirty joke.
John, George and Phil played golf last weekend. John won, George cheated and Phil's golf coarse was unbelievable.
by werddup November 20, 2009
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