count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.

by Reefknot June 24, 2021

Angel Soler Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx.

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😱:Angel Soler Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

count chodula

That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."

That kid is such a count chodula.

by kstrachdeuce September 13, 2007

count spatula

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.

Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.

by someone_cars May 7, 2021

Gabriel Inglesias Are The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

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😱: Gabriel Inglesias Are The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025