cotton candy coochie

A term first identified by an underground rap band who's mammas like to get down and dirty with local bandits of the minority persuasion. Another meaning: a really hairy bush, a vagina with lots of colors, and/or your grandmother's loose pussy.

Damn her cotton candy coochie is fine!

by heygirlfriendhey March 8, 2010

cotton pickin minute

Old term used for the time it would take the slaves to pick their cotton.

See "nigger minute"

"Them negros are going to be working for a cotton pickin minute"

by ZeroXfile February 19, 2010

oxy-cotton head

Not much diifrent than a crack-head.Only diffrence iz u use a prescription.chop that shit up and enhale.

1.Yo!I can't wait to hit dat oxy.

2.4real dawg.

1.A let a nigga have bout 20.

2.Hell nah u oxy-cotton head.

by not needed January 8, 2009

Cotton eye joe

Cotton eye joe is a mysterious person who has cotton for a eye, his name is joe and he comes and goes.

"Where'd you come from where'd you go? Where'd you come from Cotton eye joe

by verbazing June 21, 2019

Southern Fried Cotton

It's when a guy powders his nuts in flour and then dips them hot grease before feeding them to his partner

Yo, I heard that last night Gary gave his girl some Southern Fried Cotton.

by S0ulzer0 October 7, 2016

turtle's itching the cotton

When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear

Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton!

by chunk a and ba dunka dunk February 23, 2005

Cotton Candy Cock

When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.

Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”

Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”

Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”

Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”

by Labelmaker May 22, 2018