sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

Boner of Contention

The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.

My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.

by Duncan7 July 25, 2011

Conventum

Anything that's related to supreme power.

Needs to be yelled whenever something breaks, making a lound sound.

Let's say a glass is dropped and breaks into pieces. ASAP you have to scream : "CONVENTUM"

by pourleclub July 31, 2015

asbo contenders

An individual who seems to be wanting to recieve/ Is in contention to recieve an Anti Social Behavioural Order (ASBO)

A youth who is seen commiting an Anti Social act such as Riding his/ her mini motorbike or spitting in the street.

by fishthatwalks September 1, 2005

context

what more tiktokers need before making a video that would make zero sense if you saw it on your for you page.

person one: * posts tiktok with no context *
person two: what?

by About2ragequit November 10, 2020

i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.

Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.

by Silas Black 09 July 26, 2022

Geneva Convention

A suggestion.

The Geneva Convention is a suggestion, if you do not like penis do not follow it.

by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020