Connecticut Car Accident

When you are fucking someone in a busy intersection with a loaded RPG and fire it just as she is about to cum

Did you see the Connecticut car accident last night? it killed 33 peoples and still isnt illegal.

by Opium Den February 26, 2009

Conneaut

Conneaut is a place where you would never want to live. the schools are terrible, theres a lot of bullys, drugs and immature douchbags. the poverty is so bad that most of the businesses in conneaut close and get selled out, there are hardly any stores to shop at, most of the people are on welfare, food stamps and wellcare. theres nothing to do in conneaut. small ass town with weirdos and scumbags.

when I went to conneaut I got critizised because I sat on my fat ass all day doing nothing and eating mcdonalds. gotta go on wellfare now since I just got fired.

by fartingass January 2, 2012

Conna

The most absolute greatest person in the world. Men want to be him, and women want him.

guy- That's conna, I wish I was him.
girl- I want him.

by cdog6969 April 30, 2011

connectile dysfunction

When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.

You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.

by carmelatrix February 7, 2007

connor mcglynn

An old maan in the body of a young child. seems to know many girls but only stalks them on facebook. also known as benjamin button's twin butt buddy.

Look its benjamin button oh no wait its connor mcglynn.

by dubcrub July 22, 2010

Kurtis Conner

awesome fella that always says he doesn't want to hurt someone's feelings but still does that :) he looks like he didn't wash his hair probably for several months but he has so cool t shirts that I can't be mad at him. he has only one serious disadvantage - a girlfriend. so relax and stop adjusting your hair, you, beautiful girl on the other side of the computer screen. (That what would Kurtis say. See? He's really nice!)
The first time I saw his videos was in the Louvre 'cause they are fucking masterpieces
Few people know that Kurtis is the mayor of the KurtisTown - the best place to live and look at the shitty content all over the Inernet

-Do you watch Kurtis Conner's videos?
-Oh that's the one where soft boy claps with reverb and very high saturation?
-You didn't watch his video about soft boys, did you?

by citizen of the KurtisTown July 31, 2019

Connor

A truly amazing human being. Connor is a strange, but really funny guy, and he never fails to make everyone in the room wear a wide smile. He also is a kind, caring, and sweet person, who really cares about his friends, and will always listen to you. He is most definitely boyfriend material, and any girl would be lucky to be with him. Not only is he all of the above, but he's pretty damn attractive as well. Anyone who's lucky enough to have a Connor in their life might as well be the luckiest and happiest person alive, because this is a person who is genuine and can't be replaced.

Girl 1: "Hey, do you know Connor?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's amazing!!"
Girl 1: "I know!! I'm so lucky to be his girlfriend!!"

by Something.in.the.way March 14, 2015