columbus guy

1. a guy that is so poor that he has to go to a fake prep school.
2. dates the chongas from St. Brendan or dates another poor public school girl.
3. a columbus guy is the most dumbest person in miami or maybe the whole world
4. a guy a lourdes girl will never go with.. we go out with rich belen im sorry

That Columbus guy is so dumb and poor that there is no point glancing at him.

by boBcAt123556 April 15, 2005

columbus

Capital and largest city in Ohio. Also known as Satan's asshole.

I'm from Columbus and voted for Bush

by lethalweffen February 13, 2005

Columnowned

Created by Fifth Column, a member of the Xbox Live community. The word quickly spread across the service. When a player get's killed, badly.

"OH! He just got columnowned!"

by Paynie February 9, 2005

Columbian Jungle

When someone has a ton of marijuana plants growing from all corners of a room giving the impression that you are in a jungle. Seeing as to how marijuana is a main export of the S. American nation of Columbia, this is where the term gets the second part of its name.

my neighbor greg has a columbian jungle in his shed

by benihanna July 28, 2008

The Columbian Exchange

When two gay men engage in anal intercourse, and one comes inside the others anal passage and then procededs to suck the semen back out.

He was a firm supporter of the columbian exchange.

by I am J3sus December 6, 2006

Columbus

A college town in Ohio that likes to think it has the identity of a real city, where in reality it is a big collection of suburbs surrounding a giant university. While you'll never run out of low to medium end bars, the city substantially lacks anything else to do. Columbus is like a giant bee hive of low rent apartments occupied by government employees and recent OSU grads with shitty jobs. I'm not really sure that a young professional community exists in Columbus.

It's humorous how residents of Columbus always are quoting that they are the largest city in Ohio, when in reality the metro area is much smaller than both the true metropolitan areas in Ohio of Cincinnati and Cleveland.

by wise man 21 March 13, 2010

Christopher Columbus

The urinal game of finding the target on the urinal,(usually near the top) where you belive the porcelin is entirely untouched, and thus marking it as your own territory.

Bro I totally just Christopher Columbused that urinal, the upper left corner is all mine.

by Mistletoe's RHA CWRU November 1, 2010