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coffee talk

talking and rehashing the up's and down's of life, while sipping coffee, which obviously increases the importance and maturity of all those involved
leslie: "we need to meet up for coffee talk."
rachel: "you got it girl, i gotta tell you about the drama going down"
by toejobba January 16, 2011
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Coffee Crush

A coffee crush is interpreted as the inexplicable urge to visit a female (or male) who works at the local coffee shop repeatedly even when not in a current state of craving coffee. Usually there is no real motive behind the visit other than to see the employee in which you have the crush on.

Side effects may include: Finding out through conversation that your crush has a significant other, having your drink ready before you reach the window hence less time for conversation, lonely nights, etc...
Male 1: Geez, you filled up your stamp card in 3 days!

Male 2: Yeah... I kind of have a coffee crush...
by Jobias Telecksla October 21, 2009
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Vintage Coffee

Coffee that has been left unsupervised and turned cold.
I forgot about my coffee, and I don't like to drink vintage coffee.
by Kaneelkip March 5, 2011
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Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.
EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."
by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010
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posh coffee

When you ask for a skinny latte but really you just wanna bang the barrista
"The Barrista in starbucks is so good, i think im gonna go get a Posh Coffee"
"Are you sure?"

"Yea, ill take lube too."
by Eldanian January 22, 2016
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pumped with coffee

When a man shits inside of a woman's vagina.
Hailea wanted to be pumped with coffee by Tim at Big Woodstock
by 2nd rate April 6, 2017
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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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