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Someone Shit on the Coats! 

A PERSONAL way to be remembered.
At a party, someone sooner or later will say "Someone Shit on the Coats"
No one but YOU will know what went on. Once you say, ... "what?" BOOM! you're like a PHANTOM! you've dissapeared!

-Greatest bit from Dane Cook
"Someone Shit on the Coats!"
or
"I THINK someone shit on the coats"

Coatesville 

A Small city in Eastern PA about 35 miles west of philadelphia. It has alotta black people and I hate the city, but i just go to school there i don't live in it. It has a bad city manager who looks like fred flinstone.
-Yo, nigga, you is from Coatesville?
-Hell yea nigga, West End.
Coatesville by Folksie March 21, 2005
To turn someones coat inside out, and zip it/button it back up the wrong way.
Highly annoying for the person whose coat it is, highly amusing for everyone else
Created at Herne Bay High, similar to bagged
Rex; ha, i coated rory
Sam; aha yeh, that's lolworthy
Rory; fuckers.
coated by Sax February 6, 2008

Trench Coats 

the thing that school shooters and Eugenes wear
me:runnn!

Eugene: whats wrong im just wearing my good old Trench Coat

police officer:tackle him

Eugene:whyyy!!??

Officer:everyone knows that school shooters wears trench coats
A place where only the socially excluded of whittlesey choose to live. Ohhhh they also have a village church which is the only form of nightlive for it's inhabitants.
Coates by WhittleseyRob May 25, 2007
People with the nickname "Coats" deserve the world! They are talented, super arts-y, love musicals, and are dog-people. They are some of the best people and they are not people you want to make your enemies. They are passionate and stand up for those they love. They truly care and anyone who knows a "Coats" is lucky to have them in their lives.
Friend: I wish I had a friend with a cool nickname, who is super talented, into musicals, reads a lot, and is generally an amazing person!

- Well, actually I know someone exactly like this! Have you heard of Coats ?
Coats by Bellator Glacies May 9, 2020