Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

Mountain Climber

This is a term that other people may use to name people from Lesotho or any Sotho people, this is because in Lesotho there are many mountains.

“If I'm a dog eater you’re a mountain climber”
“Yoh”

by Hbjh vmhgffmhfkytf October 21, 2023

Sink Climber

A person originally from a bidet country (France, Italy, Spain etc.) now living in a country where there are no bidets in bathrooms and toilets.

The other day we were at some friends' for dinner and I caught my boyfriend sink climbing. Yes, he's a sink climber.

by Condolences March 29, 2024

cupboard-climber

A word used to describe a male who often climes on top of or into the cupboard in a females room

Bro! I caught you in my sisters cupboard again! you're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

cupboard-climber

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard

Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

Pole Climber

Just your average gay man

Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?

by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024

Tree Climber

A male who doesn't mind the challenge of dating a female taller than himself.

"babygirl idgaf if you taller than me. I'm a tree climber baby"

by PeachPlugger9000 January 5, 2025