massive chode

The biggest creeper in PB, who alternates between whacking off to porn all day and lobbing personal assaults at his friends and any female friends that they may bring around.

LD Plasner is a massive chode

by Rick Smith April 25, 2005

chodehead

ones head that is remarkably shaped like a chode or is someone who is a fagtard or retrded moneky. Basically a wreched friggin idiot.

GOSH!!!! Napolean Dynamite is so NOT a chodehead, crow!

by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004

Chode Nazi

One who wheels and deals the chode, chode mcmuffin, chode butter, or any other type of chode good. They know all the chodes in the said area. They are the one who will say "No chode for you" if they don't think you deserve your desired chode.

The soup nazi from seinfeld, only with chodes, thus that person is known as the Chode Nazi.

by Veloxnatator July 30, 2008

chode man

A person who is very fat and very short. aka: a human chode.

Hey look! It's a chode man!

by ericccccc November 11, 2006

chode sniffer

what you call a girl that partakes in the "69" sexual position easily

Damn man, that chick last night was such a chode sniffer

by woodie December 26, 2006

Chode Boiler

The act of getting one's chode and boiling it in a kettle

"Ah that chode boiler boiled my chode last night"

by chode boiler May 1, 2010

Queefing Chode

A chode which queefs. It usually effects those with a chodezilla.

I was at the party and all the sudden i heard a farting noise from this guys zipper. It was a queefing chode.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009