Stacked Like A Chimney

Used for a male who is well endowed,The Penis is long as well as thick.

Eric has a Big Dick! He's 9 inches long and has a girth of 7 inches! Damn that Dudes Stacked Like A Chimney!

by Karianne November 19, 2007

In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".

A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)

by James Christ August 15, 2004

Chime

A person who will randomly add themselves to your conversation. Can also be used as a verb.

"God, Katie's such a chime"
"Chime out please, Nikki"

by BreathingCompass February 11, 2010

Chimacum Highschool

Chimacum Highschool is a poor, unfriendly, microscopic farming hell hole of a school where kids show up on drugs and the faculty looks more like a dictatorship. They also treat the children like the cattle they must go home to, strictly enforcing where each student must be, even on breaks. One teacher got fired- not after he got caught letting a student grow weed in the greenhouse- but after yelling at multiple students in his Civics class.

You’re from Chimacum Highschool? Are you okay?

by Urbyoonm April 26, 2019

bubbles the chimp

Bubbles is a chimpanzee that gained fame in the mid eighties after being adopted by Michael Jackson. Contrary to popular belief, he did not die, but was sent to a ranch when he became too aggressive.

Bubbles the chimp's personnal style defined an era.

by Kuato the Freedom Fighter January 6, 2009

poppin a chimechanga in the microwave

The slang term Mrs. Masters uses when she wants to finger bang herself for sexual satisfaction. Chimechanga being a codename for a dildo or something being used as one. and microwave being a codename for cooter.

"Hey Mrs. Masters! Can you help me study tonight?"
"No sorry, I think I'm poppin a chimechanga in the microwave and then go to bed"

by abdul quashiba January 17, 2009

Big Ole Chimp Dump

A phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your ass ever. You have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can't find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nice tree to hang from and take a shit and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot

"O my god i have to crap so bad"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nice tree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"

by Slimslope May 18, 2006