Flaccid Check

When you have to check a homie to see if he’s hard after a sus situation

I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard

by Badussy bandits November 28, 2021

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Legit Check

A post to show whether the seller is legit.

(Run a Legit Check)

"Is @zeesourcedit legit?"

Yes :)

by sneakerhead112333 April 12, 2022

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Fit check

When a guy asks a girl for a fit check to look at her body

“Giv me a fit check”

by miss.jess26 April 29, 2023

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An attempt to set the public narrative about what is true by framing individual's or organization's words in either a positive or negative light. Fact checks use labels such as "mostly true" and "mostly false" to frame equivalent statements in a positive or negative light depending on who made them. They also assume implications and intent of the speaker to frame technically correct statements as inaccurate in that the fact checker's own assumed implications were incorrect. When all else fails they use "missing context" to ignore the accuracy of the statement and interject related information to distract from it.

PolitiFact: "We've fact checked Ron Paul's statement about federal income tax being zero before 1913 as half true. There was one for a 10 year period a half century earlier after all"
Critic: "Didn't you fact check an equivalent statement by Jim Web as mostly true though? Oh wait. He's a democrat, isn't he?"
PolitiFact: ;)

by JassAMan April 30, 2023

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bughead reality check

that moment when you realize bughead is fake and there will never be a real life relationship like that in your life (other than sprousehart) and symptoms consist of: heart breaking, depression, and wanting a jughead for your own (season one only tho thx)

I just got a bughead reality check when i went on a date.

by epic tracer November 29, 2018

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