chicksand

When a guy gets caught into a romantic situation with a girl who won't let go and he can't find how to get out. Female version of quicksand.

Alan: Jenny called again and wants to go for brunch. I don't have the heart to tell her I could care less for her.

Gary: Seems like you're caught up in some serious chicksand man.

by CaptainSomething May 9, 2011

chicksand

When a man is unable to deter an unwanted female suitor from her continuous pursuit.

Myron: That chick just doesn't understand that you aren't in to her any longer.

Herman: This is a factual observation, yet somehow I cannot get her to stop coming around. It's like I'm stuck in chicksand.

Myron: Touché, my dearest friend.

by Ronnie Toothpix May 10, 2011

chicksand

it's when you get stuck into what planned to be a one night stand, but it starts turning into a real relationship

Dude you can't get away from that girl she is really turning into chicksand

by governator82 May 15, 2011

cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

Chockstone

A climbing/canyoneering term used to refer to a stone wedged in a crack or between canyon walls.

In 127 Hours, Aron Ralston dislodged a chockstone and got his arm stuck for five days.

by Maðurinn July 23, 2012

checksucker

1) a worthless employee - an individual that collects compensation and contributes little to the team
2) A wasteful program or project that carelessly uses time , effort and resources inefficiently

Obama Care Maynard G Crebs wasteoid nudge black-hole loser

The affordable care act is an obvious checksucker.
John was fired, the boss called him a checksucker.

by Didymus1 December 4, 2013

chuckstrap

chuck·strap \ˈchək-ˌstrap\

verb
get (one's hipster self or something) into or out of a situation using existing resources

adjective
(of a hipster or hipster project) using one's own resources rather than external help

"The hipster entrepreneur is chuckstrapping his new tech startup rather than raising money."

by sleepyy April 14, 2014