Fools from the UK whose entire self-worth is derived from their favourite football team. They barely care about their own children half the time, if at all, but will become enraged at the idea of a European Super League. A barely legible regional accent, a football scarf, and the latest £150 Nike Air Max bubble trainers that don't last ten minutes is compulsory. Often seen in the safety of herds of its own species shouting Fuck Off You're Going Down at the opposing team, its fans, old ladies in Lidl car parks, or whoever else walks by them in Butlins/Pontins/Benidorm. Pay attention and you'll see the older fatter ones who are too unfit to cause much trouble egging on the younger more impressionable ones to cause it for them by proxy. If they have a garden garden it is likely covered in rubbish and shredded plastic toys that were chewed to bits by pitbulls. They think the 5G phone network is a government psyop and that university is a myth. More recently they have been spotted standing around outside football stadiums looking upset, holding hand-written signs saying things like, 'i luvs me futball i do', 'i luv futty more than me own kids innit', '5G made me do it', 'im a gud dad me like', 'i wont pay child support but i will pay 700 quid for a limited edition pair of trainers', 'me pitbull george best ate 5 of are kids but as long as man u is still in the premiership im appy like', etc etc.
Chav Justice Warriors often vote torie because they don't like immigrants or foreigners, despite the fact at least half of their favourite football team is non-white.
by AliceInUtero May 2, 2021
Get the Chav Justice Warrior mug.A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!
by **fairy** July 16, 2008
Get the chav-alanche mug.The name of a sport/method of pest control which has not become legal due to "human right" howevcer we must ask ourselves if this affliction of normal society is actually human and not some kind of plague, or the damned returning from the pits of hell. The game entails the extermination of as many chavs as possible within one's lifetime. Any method of elimination is allowed within the confines of the game ranging from tactical nuclear strikes and shot gun kills at close range to bludgeoning to death with another chav.
Start a petition now with your local council, 'legalise chav hunting' push the point that they could be used to test new military weapons on and to replace animals in animal testing labs, they could even be burned as an alternative fuel source.
Start a petition now with your local council, 'legalise chav hunting' push the point that they could be used to test new military weapons on and to replace animals in animal testing labs, they could even be burned as an alternative fuel source.
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'I, the prime minster of great britain, proclaim chav hunting legal'
'chav hunting, the new olympic sport'
'let the chav hunt begin'
'I, the prime minster of great britain, proclaim chav hunting legal'
'chav hunting, the new olympic sport'
by PopeG Vth November 18, 2004
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Get the Chav Girl mug.a girl who wears fake tan, fake af, acts popular, dumber than a 5 year old, disrespectful to any teacher, and most importantly, they pick on anyone smarter than them or are different to them in any way - Tyler
by zookieherron September 1, 2019
Get the Chav girl mug.1: that guy reckons he's not a chav! He must be in chav denial
2: that guys wearing trackies in marks and spencers, he must be in chav denial!
3: are you a chav? "nah fuk dat init, i iz no chav!" You are clearly in chav denial.
2: that guys wearing trackies in marks and spencers, he must be in chav denial!
3: are you a chav? "nah fuk dat init, i iz no chav!" You are clearly in chav denial.
by huzinator August 3, 2010
Get the Chav Denial mug.A new olympic sport for the 2012 games has to be chav pigeon shooting. A variation of the original clay pigeon variety, this variant would involve launching Chavs from a large ballista into the air. The competitors would then shoot the Chavs with computer guided "smart" surface to air missiles to ensure maximum kill rate. Prior to the finals each competitor would have to go through 150 qualifying rounds to ensure that the maximum number of Chavs were dispatched.........PULL!
by Charaldan December 14, 2008
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