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celestial care unit

When you die after being in the hospital.
Mr Jones was transferred today to the celestial care unit.
by Sandi68 April 28, 2006
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Cell phone

A portable phone designed for communicating wirelessly through the use of towers called "cells" hence the name "cell phone". Originally very expensive to buy and call on and fairly bulky, are now in some cases free and very small. As they've gotten smaller, more features have been incorperated like silent mode (vibrate or no ring) and other features like MP3 capability, ring tone, camera, color screen and some more features found in more advanced cell phones called "smartphones" with PDA like functions. Can also be used as "pleasure device" for women too cheap to purchase a vibrator...
"Dude I got this sick camera phone the other day!" -Other Dude "Dude your a cheapass for getting only a cameraphone! I got a smartphone a week ago and it's got 18231371 more features than yours does!
OR
"Omg becky like the other day like my BF like dumped me so I had to like use my phone I mean you know like what I mean? Like I turned on the vibrate function and like OMG it felt like sooo good."
-becky "Like totally girl friend! I do that like every weekend like thats why like I mean like I don't have like a boyfriend ya know?"
by Philippine mango August 7, 2005
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Celeste

A gurl who comes off crazy because she probably is. She can be rage-full at times and says really mean things that she always feels excruciatingly bad about it moments, hours, days, months and sometimes years later. She never wants to see anyone in pain; but if you cause Celeste or anyone she cares about any pain you will be on her shit list. It's not a fun place to be. Celeste loves with her entire being and is easily hurt. Celeste has compassion most times when understanding a situation. Celeste has passion and gratitude.
Celeste is not perfect; she can be a royal bitch some times guys.
by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015
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Cell

A person with immense omounts of cellulite. A term used for overweight males and females.
A fat man walked across the street and I yelled, CELL!!!!
The cell ate my homework
by Dennis McPhearson January 11, 2008
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cell phone

Cellular communication; how an amoeba communicates. You know; amoebae, like really, really small people.
Hey, lookit the cell phone under this microscope!

Of course it is! Can't you see that the one amoeba's phoning another one?

Of course his phone is cellular. What other kind would an amoeba have?

(If you're saying this out loud, it would be good to duck now and then, in case someone was going to hit you.)
by Downstrike November 18, 2006
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cell phone

Small electronical device that causes major distress in rich girls lives. If lost it could cause her to show paranoid schizophrenic behavior. It will also cause her mom to scold mentally handicapped kids and call them "immature."
"Mom! They took my cell phone! I thought they were my friends!"
by MOJOE April 21, 2005
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Celeste

A lesbian....
Guy: dude
Celeste: I'm lesbian
by HI_VALERIE March 3, 2015
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